Posts tagged joke

Posted 3 months ago
  1. Possible Spoiler 2x18, All In.
  2. (Carter bends over Fusco desk, while he is looking at his personal phone)
  3. CARTER: I need you to tell me the truth about something.
  4. FUSCO: There's no Santa. It was your parents.
Posted 4 months ago
Posted 5 months ago

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

how do you steal a coat?

you jacket

Posted 5 months ago
Posted 5 months ago
Posted 5 months ago

Christmas Eve update…

Santa appeared and left things within seconds..

Posted 5 months ago
Posted 7 months ago
Posted 7 months ago

finalownageelite:

Bitch I’ll HM01 you!

Posted 7 months ago

Joke of the day.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

brilliant

(Source: flyingscotsman)